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| Chicago's finest Bums come to the southside and show the world the're pimped out rides,in their annual cart show. Read more |
Summary
Rookie TV pays a visit to Chicago bums in preperation of thier annual
"Cart Show" Meet the wild cast of characters who entered the competition.
- Ju Ju the Bum: Cart Mechanic and self proclaimed "Fat gigalo hoe pimp."
- Cooty and Lucious: A young, sexualy crazed, unstable homeless couple.
- Downtown Johnson: Pop star bum in the making.
- Cornelius: Drunk then and drunk now.
- Smooth Cool Audry: The Mother figure of the crew.
Featured Cartoon:
Team Rookie
Featured Music Video: Po Thang and Boo the Kid
- Mixed Tape Promo Video (Uncut)
- Ill State/Dragon Style Entertainment
- Dir: Courtney Harris
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Rookie walks the streets of Chicago and polls the people to rank our President George Bush.
Also, Abe Lincoln and George Bush stop by to team up as fellow crime fighters in the new hit show
"President Cops."
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Summary
Rookie TV hits the streets to find out what you, "the people" think about politics today.
We interview several people, young and old and probe their minds. Not to mention hilarious cartoons
and sketch comedy at it's finest.
Featured Skit: President Cops America's greatest president
teams up with America's worst president. ( Blue Ribbon panel)
Featured Cartoons:
Featured Music Video: Basin Street Blues
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| Rookie TV spoofs a popular skit
from the album "Taste the Secret" by the popular rap group Ugly Ducking
. And Rookie TV of course pokes fun at the fast food industry. Read more |
Summary
Food is the them of this episode. The Meatshake crew encounters some vegetarian hippies who demand they get
a vanilla shake without meat. Go figure, well a peace loving, vegeterian hippie comes to their defense and
visits the Meatshake shack to break up the sausage party.
Featured skit:
Mayor McCheese
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Rookie TV spoofs the popular daytime show
Cheaters. and creates a more violent version called Beaters.
"We catch you cheat'n you catch a beat'n"
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Summary
Host of Beaters Tommy Bong, follows the cheatin boyfriend of a suspecting girlfriend. Through careful surveillance,
Tommy Bong has all the proof he needs of his infidelity. Beaters confronts the cheater, and things get a lil messy.
I smell a beatdown!
Featured Skit: My American Family ( Blu Ribbon Panel)
Featured Cartoon: Whupp Aas
( Brainwash Studios)
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| Rookie TV follows these wild
clowns on a night out in the big city of Chicago. Follow us as we see first hand how descrimination
against clowns is nothing to laugh at. "Clowns are people too!" Read more |
Summary
C-Dub and the Rookie TV camera crew first joins Cookie, Pockitts, and Breezy at
a fun party on the Southside of Chicago.
After the party was over it was time for the Clown crew to play.
C-Dub follows the costumed clowns on their endeavor to purchase alil liquor for the nite. Time after time
each corner store throws them out due to "Clown discrimination"
Featured Skit 1: Pulp Diction
Featured Skit 2: French Toast Sticks ( Blue Ribbon Panel)
Featured Cartoons:
Featured Music Video:
- Arrogant
- "Swing on Em"
- Table Funk Muzic Inc.
- Dir: Eric Rico Nance
- Focal Point Films
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| It's all about the toons.
In this episode we give you the best animation found on the net. 30 non commercial minutes of toons.
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| Milwaukee will never be the same.
Rookie TV throws a party in the brew city.. Its drunkeness, i'ts maddness, its crazy, it's in
Miltown and it's only on Rookie TV. Read more |
Summary
Rookie TV goes to Milwaukee to make a lil money by throwing the
party of the year. Things get a lil hectic. Rookie and Big DAVE get lost on the way
to Milwaukee. A fight breaks out at the party and
more chaos ensues.
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